Funny Mail Series V

Letter V - From a person on Orkut
This is a series of funny emails that I have rec...Earlier I used to delete these mails...but I think its the best to share such phunny letters with all you guys...
Have a blast...as u go thru the blog....

hi ---- (since that's the only name you've provided) :

'imagine' is one of my favorite songs too! as also 'one' by u2 and 'everybody hurts' by rem.

at the outset, let me assure you that is not a message from any of the following :
1. a colleague/ batchmate trying to pull a fast one on you
2. your hubby/bf trying to catch you out
3. your boss trying an obscure way of seducing you
4. a virtual/cyber stalker

i actually saw your profile here when i was searching for a like-minded person and so i decided to write to you...:-)

ok... i am just a curious individual (based in mumbai) who is writing to a complete stranger ...

if you are looking for some fun, or just someone who you can share with and talk to, enjoy some good company then i am just the right person for that.

you can choose from the following options -
- meeting for coffee/movie/d­­­­­inner
- conversations & more
- sharing and talking about dreams/ fantasies/ desires/ aspirations/ career/ life/ books/ music/ films/ philosophy/ whatever
- anything else you would prefer

mail me at ------- @gmail.com. 100% discretion guaranteed and expected.

i am sure you have never done something as crazy as this (meeting a complete stranger). go ahead, give it a shot. all i can assure you is fun and that you will not regret it!

Crazy Driving!

Where do I start? Okie, the early morning commute to work is the place where crazy things have started happening.

So early in the morning I am merging on the interstate. The speed limit of the ramp is 45mph (or around 90km/hr) and I am being tailgated by a woman who is driving at 70mph. Finally, when we merge she crosses to the next lane at 90mph and see the kid with the woman glaring at me. And then an angry outburst from the woman. This being ridiculous, instead of someone being sensitive that they are endangering lives, they act as if they are morally right to drive at twice the speed limit.

Another incident where a car is driving close to my rear and if I brake, she would crash into me. So I try to be extra careful. But imagine my surprise as I see her doing her makeup from the rear view mirror while driving dangerously.

I have also seen a woman putting makeup and drinking coffee while driving at 60mph (130kmph). So if both the hands are off the steering wheel what will she control the car with. Not to mention, abt a woman taking her socks off as she is driving ... and dont even ask me how I know. Her head dips below the steering wheel and then comes out again with a sock in her hand. Then another dive and the second sock.

I am now worried everyday when I spot a woman driver anywhere in the vicinity of my car.

Funny Mail Series IV

Letter IV - From a person on Orkut
This is a series of funny emails that I have rec...Earlier I used to delete these mails...but I think its the best to share such phunny letters with all you guys...
Have a blast...as u go thru the blog....




Hello my new friend!!!
I write to you the first letter. I hope, that it will be interesting.

I shall tell about me directly a little. I send you my pictures. I shall be glad to see your new photos. I hope, that you understand mine not such good women and all my words to You will be clear. I have learned it at school and at university.

My name ******. To me 25 years. My birthday - 19/02/1977.
I was born in WB in the city of Midnapur Where I live now.
Birthday - very happy holiday for me.
This day I receive many gifts from my family and friends. When - your birthday?

My growth of 170 centimeters, 66 kg of weight.
I the blonde and at me Black eyes.
I send you my photo. I hope, that it will be pleasant for you.

You have what work? Where you work now?
I live in the in Bangalore, it approximately in 700 Km from Midnapur.
In what city you live? .

What your attitude to Me? I was never married, and... .

I know many the Indian Man and women.Espicilly Banglorian, But they were not serious to the family attitude. The Banglorian people also as Alcohol, it is not so pleasant for me.
I think, that you have no any such habit.
I wish to inform, that I do Do not smoke, and I do not use strong alcoholic drinks, but sometimes I Can drink a little in the good company, but it happens seldom.

I have mum and the daddy, and the younger sister who got married.
They live separately from me .
Now I live one in a small apartment in city centre which I cry Independently. I have much from, loves.

I very much like to sew, knit, prepare, read Various books!
I like to go to cinema and to listen to various music.
I like to travel, but I never leaved for limits of Bangalore.

I wish to have serious attitudes with you to find love and to Create happy family.
I shall be very glad, if you as will want it just as me.

I wish to inform you, that I write letters from the Internet-center.
Unfortunately I have have no computer . I hope, whether, what it will be a problem for our attitudes?
I want to now more about you, your family.

Now I finish my letter (I hope, that it is not too greater for the first letter).
I shall wait your letter.

P.S. Please write to me daily I shall come to the Internet of cafe every day and to answer your letters Every day write to me I shall wait...

From
*******

Series of funny mails III

Letter III - another Fella from Orkut
This is a series of funny emails that I have rec...Earlier I used to delete these mails...but I think its the best to share such phunny letters with all you guys...
Have a blast...as u go thru the blog....





I was thinking whether I should write this one or not at all; Lastly I decided to write becz u still dont have all my flavours. I was a bit ........ with the words u left chat ,thinking negetive abt me. but now i decide to tell you the real reason why i was on the Topic.

I was reviewing yr scraps on different scrap book of yr friends on the net and i found that you love poem and write poems.

Though i could not see any one of them there on the net I was really impressed with this hobby.

I dont know what kind of poem do u wirte but if it is not expressive only then it should contain some Emotions in it, right? and Emotions has lot to do with love though love and affair is not all abt Emotions ; also nature,beauty etc also brings pure Emotions .

What may inspire you to write ,if yr poems are more than just expressions ( i mn if not like any modern poems ), then u love to love 'LOVE' and 'LOVE.

It is not like that i m thinking that u have someone whom u love and writing all this being inspired by him only. it may and may not. But some inspiration should work to wirte a poem.

I was just digging that. Digging yr mind, digging yr heart. Trying to understand you from very ground.

I dont like to discuss so called love and even do not love to discuss anyones personal thing.
Believe me. I was trying to learn different things from you.

Par kya kare:

App ki har ek chiz mughe accha lagne laga hai.

U know why?

Because u r a very good human being.(Dont say ' I dont bother what u say abt me good or bad',pls)

Any way , hope now u will understand me why i was on that topic.

Hope to talk to u tommrow, pls come when u r free only.

Take love.
i^4

Help wanted...Series of funny mails - II

Letter II - from another guy on Orkut...
This is a series of funny emails that I have rec...Earlier I used to delete these mails...but I think its the best to share such phunny letters with all you guys...
Have a blast...as u go thru the blog....



I had recently joined Orkut...and it was not even a week...that this dude wanted a big help from me....so kindly someone help this poor chap if you have the time or have a hearty laugh as you read his lines....he is a school going kid...and has more interest in girls than studies...quite natural... here it goes....

Plz reply by an email
Hi Angel
I met thus girl called N***** in my college and when I call she talk for a while and then disconnects the phone but in college when glances are exchanged between us she answers positively .

I cant understand what does she want from me as her this sort of behavior really annoys me.
I am in a dillema weather to ignore her or talk to her.

AS I am the one who always call her and is willing to talk to her.
I tend to remain silent in the class and never talk to other girls of the class properly they think I am frutrated and they abide talking to me .

Plz suggest some measures on how to communicate with other girl of my class.
I try to remain within my own boundaries .

My classes will begin from december n I want to change myself.

Waiting eagerly for ur answer

Funny Mails Series - I

Letter I - From a Guy on Flickr
This is a series of funny emails that I have rec...Earlier I used to delete these mails...but I think its the best to share such phunny letters with all you guys...
Have a blast...as u go thru the blog....



Helloo....

I read your blog.

i just love it.

you write poem.....my sister* also write poem.....( *What a grt coincidence)

i show your poem to my sister.

see said great work.

OK now a little about your photography**. i just love it. (**I guess he must have seen my self portraits on flickr)

you have take someone very good photos. that were very pretty.

I'm also from flickr.com its a great site you will also find my photo there.

OK bye till we meet again.

I'm from Bombay India. and my name is #####.

Yours

B###Y

Where Angels Fear to Tread.....

In a country where people struggle their entire lives for a home of their own, residents of a village in Madhya Pradesh are collecting money to build a house for a ghost.Apparently, the ‘ghost’ appeared in their dreams and made the demand. This rattled many villagers.

Seven scared families have reportedly already left their homes to stay with relatives in neighbouring villages.“Earlier the ghost used to live on a tree. But it got uprooted in a storm a few months ago. Since then, it has become homeless and has been demanding a place to live in,” said a resident of Madanpura village, about 500 km from Bhopal, in Bhind district.

According to village head Akhilesh Purohit, many villagers told him that the ghost would ask them to urge the panchayat (village council) to get a new house constructed for him. “But I would take it lightly.”That was until the ghost appeared in his dreams.

Finally, the villagers decided to collect money and construct a house for the ghost. Construction is slated to start soon. However, there is a hitch.“The ghost insists that the house be constructed through the panchayat and registered in his name. But the rules do not permit us to do any such thing,” Purohit said.

Courtesy: IANS

Answer Paper !!!

This bizzaree news is from aamchi Mumbai. Remember, all engineering students from Mumbai University, how we used to groan about tough papers. How, we used to try to determine based on previous years questions.. But, this piece of news would require no more leaking of question papers.

This should be now all of past, as VII sem students discovered, to their joy, answers printed on the question paper. Yeah !!! Answers worth 22 marks of Microwave - II paper for Electronics and Telecommunication Paper was printed on the question paper leaving only 18 marks required for students to pass.

I wish they had done something similar when I was studying engineering. Read Mid-Day for the entire news.

Passionate peacock in love with petrol pumps!!!

The bird is attracted by the clicking sound of the pump, which resembles the mating calls of a broody peahen

London

To motorists, the petrol pump is a means of refuelling their tanks. But for Mr P, the lonely peacock at a service station in South England, it is an object of romance and desire.Mr. P, a proud peacock fuelled with passion, is spending 18 hours a day strutting his stuff at a petrol station trying to turn on one of the pumps, British newspapers reported on Saturday.

The randy animal puts on a dazzling display of mating prowess at a service station in Brierly, southwest England, for three months a year, in the vain hope of getting some high-octane action with the pumps.

But after three years of petrol station prowling, the bird-brained romeo's antics have been brought to the attention of the local authorities who are now plotting to capture Mr. P and put an end to his preening there.

Ornithologists reckon he is attracted by the clicking sound of the pumps, which resemble the mating calls of a broody peahen, The Times said.His owner Shirley Horsman said: "In spring he gets his tail feathers and he gets frisky. Then he goes looking for love."He gets very amorous and the clicking of the petrol pumps makes the same noise as a peahen crying, 'Come on, I'm ready!'.

Every time he hears someone filling up, he thinks he's on to a good thing."It must be so hard for him listening to these pumps giving him the come-on all day long but with no way of relieving that pent-up frustration."

His two brothers are similarly dim-witted when it comes to love. One appears to have a crush on a cat while the other has been spotted attempting to mate with a garden light.

Courtesy: Mumbai Mirror